Can anyone give me a poem about a flip flop?

..."Splish Splash I was tak'n a bath, long about a Saturday night, "Rub dub" I was sit'n in the tub, think'n every things alright... well I step'd out the tub, put my feet on the floor wrap'd the towell around me and I walk'd to the door and then, "bing bang" I saw the whole gang...how was I to know there was a party going on... well'a "flip flop" i needed a mop ! (and on and on and on.....)